i didn’t have any that were real long, but they were all weird.
1. My Nana and Poppa (who are both gone) went to florida to see my brother, sister-in-law, and their kids. Well my Poppa wouldn’t fly. i’m almost positive that he drove everywhere he went. but in the dream they both flew down. They called me and said we cant stand it down here, its gross, don’t know why anyone would ever wanna come here, we need you to come get us!! so i took so Valium and flew down to get them. well Nana just wanted to get home, so i put her on a plane, and my ma would pick her up from the airport. Since me and Poppa don’t fly, we hired a driver to drive us home. (my Poppa was a proud man and NEVER would have gotten a driver, even though he could have afforded one. He would have rented a car and drove home himself. and he wouldn’t have wanted Nana to fly by her self either.)
2. (this one is kinda long.) My friend Katie (the one that drives me nuts more often than not) talked me into going to this “spa” thing with her and her boyfriend. don’t know where it was, but when we got there, it was like a swingers type of thing. and i was flipping shit. that’s weird as fuck to me. so you had to draw a bracelet out of the basket, and whoever had the matching one was your partner for the weekend. Eww. (Katie has been with nick since we were 14. We are now 21, and they live together and are supposed to be engaged. but they don’t act like it. She has always had “jungle fever” if you know what i mean. But I’m almost positive that shes never “been” with any one but Nick). So she says, i hope i get that cup of “hot chocolate” over there! (that was my attempt at explaining “jungle fever” if you didn’t know what i meant.) She didn’t get him, she ended up getting this geeky looking white guy. And Nick got a girl that was cute, not drop dead gorgeous, but she was cute, blonde hair (opposite of Katie), glasses, and kinda looked like the quiet type. I tried my hardest not to take a bracelet, but katie grabbed one and gave it to me. I was very relieved when i found out there was 1 bracelet in the mens and womens that wasn’t a match. I got that bracelet. and the odd one in the mens was left over. i was happy when i found out that meant pedicures and Soapnet for me. Just as i had expected. Well i was walking out of the bathroom, and i saw dino out of the corner of my eye. (Dino is the one i haven’t seen in forever, texted him a while ago and he was leaving for Greece. Haven’t had a chance to talk to him since.) So i kept leaving my room and just wondering around, looking for him. Well i finally found him and he asked who i was paired up with. I said i didn’t know what this was when i agreed to come, so i got lucky drawing the odd bracelet. He said he didn’t know what this was either, but tried to go along with it, but the girl he got was definitely a call girl, so he told her dont touch me! So we went down to the bar and got drunk (i NEVER drink, if i do its only like 1. I dont like the feeling, i feel like im having another seizure. So i just dont drink. im not against it, just dont like the feeling.) and spent the rest of the time together. and yes, SoapNet was on the TV still. gotta catch on GH, Y&R, and DAYS after all!
3. My Friend Amber (Who i always call Remba, Its Amber sorta backwards. Rebma doesnt flow the way Remba does.) was getting a new apartment. (First you gotta know about Remba. shes only had 1 boyfriend who shes now engaged to. they got engaged christmas eve 2009, i believe. Shes the stereotype “christian”, i use that term loosely, she doesnt shove her religion down your throat, but shes a “goodie goodie”. she doesnt stay out of her house past 9pm, not even to go to walmart, she doesnt drink, smoke, or swear. i doubt with everything in me that her and the bf have done anything but kiss. and shes very self consious. back to the dream.) well she got all moved in and invited me over, so i went over and i knocked, and no answer. the door was unlocked so i walked in. i yelled REMBA! Where are you!? still no answer. i walked into her bedroom where there was some kinky shit down on her and matt both screamed and i left. (i know even after they are married Remba wont be real creative in the bedroom with anything other than the bedding.)
4. i was at the mall (i hate the mall and avoid it like the plague) and i got an email from Tina. (i was friends with her in high school. not real close, but i still would consider her a friend. she has since moved away to go to school. i havent seen her since graduation in 2008.) she asked if i wanted to grab dinner later and catch up. i replied back sure, sounds good. well about 10 minutes later my cell phone rang, i answered it and it was Tina’s mom (who ive never met, like i said we werent close) she asked if Tina was with me. I told her not right now, but im meeting her later for dinner. i said is everything ok. she said no, she has been trying to call her for 2 hours and couldnt get a hold of her. i told her when i see her id make sure she called. her mom asked me to call her cell, i said i dont have her cell number anymore, her mom gave it to me. she said shes worried about her, she heard the witness protection was in town and wanted to make sure Tina was ok. so i couldnt get a hold of her either. but when i met her for dinner i told her that her ma had called ,me and she was worried. she said her phone had died and what did she want. i tod her, her ma heard the witness protection was in town and she was worried. she rolled her eyes and said yea my mom is crazy like that.
ok so i think that covers all of them. im sure ill have more this weekend.